- Me: I'm so fat
- Me: I need to diet
- Me: I should start running
- Me: Omg I need to lose weight
- Me: Ugh I am so gross
- Me: I should eat healthier
- -parents come home from supermarket-
- Me: Yolo
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
